So now I am strongly thinking about getting rid of my myspace page. I know you're asking me "Why and are you really sure this time Tink??"

I'll tell you why damnit! I hate how people send me messages thinking I'm some kind of floozy! Ugh! My ex-boyfriend the bastard who made me more unstable then I needed to be during my young developmental stages sent me a message.

He thought that by inviting me to dinner that he would think I thought he was cute.... OOOK we broke up 8 years ago and I couldn't think of anything more nauseating then going back to his sad excuse for a man.

Now we tried to be friends and have hung out on a few occasions over the years because I wanted to burry the hatchet and move on with life, but this ass munch doesn't seem to understand the concept of friendship. He is always hitting on me right when I think that we are actually on the path to being "friends." Granted most of my friends who have heard about him would like to see him run over by a bus, I wanted to "turn the other cheek."

So we spoke the other day and agreed to meet for dinner (which I planned to do my usual and not show up or answer my phone) but instead he "stands me up"... Little did he know I was already doing something else but this is the message he sends me on myspace:

"Just wanted to say that I am sorry for this past weekend but the capoeira event was highly stressful and after the batizado, I was taking care of the guests that came in from abroad....hopefully we can make a rain check??? gotta run...bye sweetie mmmmuuuaaahhhh.... John "

I am not your sweetie and don't blow me Internet kisses... ILLLLLL excuse my while I throw up...