Fish and The Napoleon Complex:
I cleaned out my fish tank and I'm happy my fish have a clean environment. It was kinda nasty but in the process of cleaning I realized some things.
- If I love my fish as much as I claim, I need to do right by them and clean the damn tank every 2-3 weeks
- I must purchase snails and sucker fish to aid in decreasing the damn Algae!!!
- Must also add new friends to the tank
- Chin (the shark) is getting way tooooo big
- I have the Napoleon Complex
YES PEOPLE I have the NEPOLEON COMPLEX aka the short peoples complex and I'm in denial about it but it is sooooooooo clear. So for a pretty short chick, I tend to think I'm Super Woman and can do things that will have no affect on me. Today’s events are a perfect example of this:
I have a 10 gallon in my office tank which obviously needs 10 gallons of water. So, I clean out all the gunk from the tank and drain the dirty water into a big ass Deer Park water Jug thingy which holds about maybe 7 or 8 gallons of water (and is SUPER HEAVY). When I fill up that one I (4'11.5" 115lbs) pick up the jug and carry it out to the patio of my office and dump it on the grass (TRIP 1). Then go back and add another gallon or two to the jug and dump that out as well (TRIP 2). Then I "borrow" a new Jug of water and pick that one up from the other end of the outer office and carry it to my office to pick it up higher and pour it into the tank. I noticed i needed waaaaaaaaaay more water so I take the empty jug and my water drain thingy to the women’s bathroom and fill it up more than half way and carry it back to my office (TRIP 3). Keep in mind I never asked for help.
About 20 minutes later I'm sitting down complaining about lunch and how my boss and I have yet to eat (its 2pm) and then I go to stand up and I have the SHAPEST PAIN IN MY BACK!! See that’s what I get for being miss "I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN THANKS!"
I have several other examples of how I like to show that yes I Ms. 4'11.5" CAN in FACT do what I say I am going to do even if you doubt my abilities because of my petite demeanor. So today i just came to the realization that my need to prove people wrong has lead to my creating of the Napoleon Complex.
I am very strong and have found creative ways to get things "out of my reach" but I have a problem when people assume that because I am short, a female, and rather small framed that I CAN'T DO IT!!!
My body is now telling me "Bitch you're getting older so stop trying to be Super Midget!!!!!!"
So I sit here in bed with back pain.... OUCH
5 Comments:
ok, seriously tink you need to value the gifts that you've been given!
theres noooooo reason for someone so beautiful and brilliant to have any complexes!!
lmao i have the complex read the definition!!! I was joking on my height duff ball
I just don't know how to ask for help
well learn or your broke down body will teach you haha
i got it!!! i am still in bed and i have to be @ work!
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