My boss has a 6 Y/o son and he does the funniest things sometimes. This week his is in the office everyday from 11:15 til whenever his mother comes to get him. He is learning to read (very quickly I must sat) and one of the words he know is OFF. Yesterday, the little rascal that he is, must have discovered the knob in the refrigerator.

So one of the security officers, # 2, goes into the office to talk to Boss. He notices that there is water coming out of the refrigerator, so he opens it. Here is some of the dialogue:

# 2: "Hey chief, why is your fridge off?"
Boss: "Its not off"
#2: "Yea it is." (Turns the knob) {Click sound} "Now its ON"
Boss: (Looks @ Jr.) Did you touch the fridge??"
Jr: "umm I wanted to see the ice melt (gets up and runs away fast)

#2: (exits office walks by Midget) "I hate kids"
Midget: O Boy, he did it again didn't he?
{#2 tells midget the story}
Midget; (Cracking Up) "OMG that is some funny shit!"

Kids are great!