Tuesday, October 24, 2006

So my gay "husband", Guadalupe but they call him G, wants me to be the mother of one of his children. I agreed that if I didn't have any kids by the time I'm 28 and financially stable that I would get artificially inseminated and have his 1/2 Mexican baby. This is a way better deal then the one I had with my best friend Bubs. My deal with Bubs was that we would get married by the time I was 25 if we were both single. I was happy with the idea until I turned 24 and now that my bday is 8 months away, I don't really like the idea anymore. Plus he is too irritating to spend the rest of my life with right now.

G is a real great guy and if he wasn't gay I would jump his bones and have babies the natural way but we can't win them all can we. I'm one of his many "fag hags" (women who hang out with gay men more then straight men) but far up there on his list (I'm in the top 5). He said he would let me have his baby since I would be such a hot momma and I love kids and they would be such a hot mix (Dominican and Mexican)... lolol

Seriously I would have his child being that I think he would probably be a better father then a straight man and I rather take my chances with him then a dead beat. There aren't that many "fish in the sea" as they say and I don't want to be the oldest mom in kindergarten.

We shall see what happens between now and 28.... I forgot to mention I'm 4 years older then G... I need to start hanging out with people closer to my age

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